Has anyone dared to tell Trump that his toxic brand of politics has single-handedly destroyed Australia's conservative opposition? The LNP spent years prostrating itself before Trump's cult of ignorance, eager to mimic his bigotry, conspiracy theories, and contempt for democracy and now, in a delicious twist of karma, they've become unelectable. This isn't an accident; it's a pattern. Just like he gutted right wing parties in other countries, Trump's influence has turned Dutton's Liberals into a global laughingstock.

And the bitter irony? Dutton still desperately chases Trump's approval, despite Trump himself not knowing Australia exists (seriously, the man would confuse it with Austria before demanding we build him a "big, beautiful wall" against kangaroos). It's pathetic. Trump wouldn't spare Dutton a second thought, yet here we are watching Australia's so-called "alternative government" implode over its obsession with a failed wannabe dictator.

The only solace? Australia's electoral system isn't as rigged as America's, so the chances of a Temu Trump like Dutton seizing power are slim. But let's not relax - Murdoch's propaganda machine (Sky News, 7Fax, etc.) still pumps out the same mindless drivel to their loyal cult of useful id1ots. The LNP bet on Trumpism. Now they get to lose on it. #auspol